ABC of Music Definitions Tea Towel.
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Review:
It's only a tea towel - and not a very cheap one - but the sentiments and definitions in the alphabetical list make cheerful sense to professional musicians everywhere.
Poor pay (and late) is an especial curse of many session players; and inevitably some instruments will always be the butt of other musicians' humour. These and other in-jokes are pithily preserved, at least until someone wears a hole in the cloth!